COLUMBUS, OH -
 Saying they were just “waaay too tired” from Wednesday, every single student skipped their first class Thursday, according to irritated professors. “I had a whole lesson planned that was absolutely going to be interesting!” exclaimed one flustered professor who was definitely prepared for class, but clearly very unprepared for this type of circumstance. While most students at least expected to wake up in time for their second class, reports indicated that there is no way that is going to happen.