Published on October 22nd, 2013 | by The Fake Lantern0
Advice: How To Do Halloween At Ohio State
Halloween is drawing near and is always a magical time for college students. In fact, it might be the only part of childhood that becomes cool again after high school. Here’s everything students need to know in order to have an optimal college Halloween experience.
Make sure to trick-or-treat in Dublin or Upper Arlington to get the biggest candy bars.
Ladies, be sure to have 3-4 costumes for different types of parties and crowds. Gents, just wear your Ohio State football jersey or whatever.
Under age? If your fake ID doesn’t work tonight, get a new fake ID probably.
Stay home and watch Halloween movies by yourself.
To keep safe, be sure to walk in a group or by yourself but dress really scary.
That guy dressed as a cop is a cop.
If you’re really looking to party, head to “Chitt or Treat” on Chittenden Avenue seriously that’s what it’s called we’re not bullchitting you here.
Stop by a different dorm every few hours to load up on free toilet paper for some epic TPing.
Looking to be the life of the party? Scare everyone. People love that.
Take a quick stop at the High St. Chipotle to be among the few who take advantage of their little-known “Boorito” promotion.
Enough time has probably passed for it to be okay to go as Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.
If your lightsaber isn’t a Lucasfilm-approved LED official replica, — then please — good luck pulling off a convincing, clone wars era Jedi knight.
For a fun, Halloween themed punch, mix your favorite drink with whatever you can squeeze out of a pumpkin.
Ironic costumes are typically the best ones.
Candy corn. Everybody likes candy corn.
If your mask covers enough of your face, you don’t really need to wear any other clothes.
Everyone is going as Walter White, so why not go as Marie? Haha Booooo Marie!
Save money on your costume next year by just entirely neglecting yourself for 3 months beforehand and going as a zombie.
Drive to OU.