Published on October 11th, 2013 | by The Fake Lantern0
Commentary: What The Permanent Curl Drive Closure Means For You
Depending on who you are, today’s official closing of Curl Drive may either be a major inconvenience or something you didn’t know about until now. Here’s how the permanent shutdown will affect you.
If you’re a student who lives in the northerly off-campus region: You’ll need to find another place to gamble your luck against CampusParc.
If you’re an aimless, twenty-something hipster: You’ll have to find a new place to play bike polo.
If you’re a completely lost out-of-towner: You’ll need to find a new way to accidentally find your way back to Lane Avenue.
If you’re the shadiest drifter ever: You’ll have to find a new place to toothlessly ask students if it’s cool if you shoot around with them.
If you’re a freshman who lives on north campus: You now have to pay even less attention to the ‘don’t walk’ sign at Woodruff and Curl after coming home from a crazy weekend night of wandering High Street looking for something to do.
If you’ve only ever lived on or off south campus: You are now aware of the former existence of Curl Drive.
And if you’re an OSU executive: You’re kind of running out of things to shut down at this point aren’t you.