Published on October 9th, 2013 | by The Fake Lantern0
Commentary: Can Campus Boyfriends Just Not
By: Campus Girlfriends
Just please just stop. Like, can you not right now? Please? Oh my god I’m so stressed out, like you don’t even know. So again, I would prefer that you would just not.
Don’t act like this is my fault. Because, honestly, it will all be cleared up as soon as you admit you’re not the one not at fault and decide to finally just not. Like that’s all it will take. All it will take is for you to just not. How do you not understand that what you’re doing right now is not what you need to be doing; what you need to be doing is to just not. Like seriously? I can’t even. Just please stop not notting.
How difficult is it to just decide to not not not? Like how hard can it be to understand that what you need to do right now is not what you’re not doing, which is to not not. Like wow. Apparently you cannot not. How small does your brain have to be? In all serious, you’re unbelievable right now.
I don’t even: I do even not. Why can’t you even? Why can’t you even just not? Like what? Huh? I can’t even: I can even not. It’s not even a big deal. It’s not even. See? Just like that. Just don’t even. Do not. GOD! Why. Please. All I’m asking is for you to just not and you’re still not.
You’re gonna make me cry! These are not not real tears. No don’t not not try to not not console me. Yeah no I’m fine. I’m sorry. This was my fault — wait don’t not disagree with me! This was partly your fault too! I mean like, it wasn’t not your fault! Stop not trying to not make this into an argument! Oh my god I beg of you to seriously — please — somehow find it within yourself to just not.