Published on September 18th, 2013 | by The Fake Lantern0
Presidential Search Committee Releases Notes From First Meeting
COLUMBUS, OH - While the committee charged with identifying and selecting Ohio State’s next president has so far kept to themselves much of the information regarding their options, the group has finally given the public a glimpse into what exactly goes on in their meetings. Today, the committee released the notes from its first presidential search discussion.
Jim Tressel wouldn’t that be something
Guiton or Craft which one better at presidenting?
Paula Dean (may not be serious suggestion but can’t tell)
Whoever michigan’s president is. lol trolling
Connie, your husband still have a drinking problem?
An old British guy (has to sound smart or not worth it)
Construction worker but not one who looks like a construction worker.
F-14 fighter jet haha that’d be sick.
Ben Affleck (last resort)
Anyone in here want it?
We should call Les Wexner to see who he wants, you know, because his opinion is valued.
Should we be using memes?
Academy award nominated actress Carey Mulligan (pretty hot)
Um who forgot the donuts it was you Paul wasn’t it.
This is haaaaaaard!
Have we mentioned any minorities yet?
Hang on isn’t Taylor Stepp president? (Note: quick Bing search disproved this)
We don’t need a president.
Mark please stop bringing up Connie’s husband’s alcoholism. This is 3 times today.
Ok ok hear me out. Hear me out. Don’t laugh. E Gordon Gee.
Archie Griffin or one of the other Heisman winners or Terrelle Pryor even.
Connie if you’re going to cry take it outside.