Published on August 21st, 2013 | by The Fake Lantern0
Incoming Freshman Unfortunately Named Erin Craft
COLUMBUS, OH - According to a Math 1131 Carmen class list, a freshman is unfortunately named Erin Craft. We caught up with the unlucky student, hoping to gain insight into her inevitable future struggles.
“Who?” asked the student whom fate has determined will never be of much importance when asked about the basketball player who shares her name. Just how oblivious was this freshman about her probable future difficulties? “I’m not sure what you’re asking, but I’m excited to make a name for myself here at OSU!” chimed the clueless student to pitying reporters.
The other Craft’s interview also included the recounting of a strange experience at her first OSU party, when she burst through the door and loudly exclaimed, “Erin Craft is here!” to at first shocked, and then extremely disappointed and angry partygoers. “It’s almost like they were hoping someone else were there at the party instead of me…like I didn’t matter at all,” added the student with a nearly impossible chance of being the most memorable person with her name. Near the end of the interview, Craft admitted that her dream was that one day whenever she crossed the Oval, people would frantically point and shout, “Look! There’s Erin Craft!”