Smack Talk: Kent State

September 10th, 2014 | by The Fake Lantern

Dearest Golden Flashes, Wait! Where are you going! You’re running the wrong way! Actually, running the other way may be


Smack Talk: Virginia Tech

September 3rd, 2014 | by The Fake Lantern

Dearest Virginia Tech, Nice to meet you! We have never played each other. However, as southerners such as yourselves can


Smack Talk: Navy

August 27th, 2014 | by The Fake Lantern

Dearest Midshipmen, Look, Navy, we respect you. Freedom certainly floats our boat, and you float for freedom. Unfortunately, your football



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