Smack Talk: Rutgers

October 15th, 2014 | by The Fake Lantern

Dearest Rutgers,We were um, hmm. Ok. Would you…maybe. Would you go to homecoming with us? Only if you want to


Smack Talk: Maryland

October 1st, 2014 | by The Fake Lantern

Dearest Maryland, Um, who are you? Who do you know here? You’re obviously not as cool as anyone here. Oh.


Smack Talk: Cincinnati

September 23rd, 2014 | by The Fake Lantern

Dearest UC, We normally hold off on smack talking until at least Wednesday, but the nonsense coming out of UC


Smack Talk: Kent State

September 10th, 2014 | by The Fake Lantern

Dearest Golden Flashes, Wait! Where are you going! You’re running the wrong way! Actually, running the other way may be



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