Smack Talk: Rutgers

October 15th, 2014 | by The Fake Lantern

Dearest Rutgers,We were um, hmm. Ok. Would you…maybe. Would you go to homecoming with us? Only if you want to


Smack Talk: Maryland

October 1st, 2014 | by The Fake Lantern

Dearest Maryland, Um, who are you? Who do you know here? You’re obviously not as cool as anyone here. Oh.



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