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OSU Police Bust Block-Based Prostitution Ring

COLUMBUS, OH – With an overwhelming majority of the students that utilize Ohio State’s Dining Services realizing that they’ll finish the semester with an excess
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Urban Meyer Steals 15 Recruits From NFL Draft

NEW YORK CITY, NY – In a move that shocked everyone outside of the Ohio State world late Thursday afternoon, Urban Meyer walked out of
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Aaron Craft to Enter NBA Draft

COLUMBUS, OH – According to multiple sources within the Ohio State basketball organization, junior point guard and fan favorite Aaron Craft has decided to forego
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Human Who Will Never Find Happiness Changes Major For 5th Time

COLUMBUS, OH – According to multiple sources, a human being who will never truly find happiness has decided to switch majors for the fifth time
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Gene Smith Excited To Direct New Season Of Hit Drama ‘Ohio State Football’

COLUMBUS, OH – While the new season of the hit BTN live-audience drama ‘Ohio State Football’ doesn’t premier until next month, director Gene Smith is
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Freshman Who Snuck Alcohol Into Dorm Now Lord Of Entire Floor

COLUMBUS, OH – Following his successful cornering of the alcohol trade on the 5th floor of Morrison tower, freshman Keith Timmons has reportedly established lordship
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Construction Worker Tired Of Constructing Acronyms

COLUMBUS, OH – According to a recent interview, construction worker Tad Roberson is tired of being forced to build new acronyms on Ohio State’s campus.